A Nice Ring to It

[...] enough Norwegian in me that I can’t quite enjoy the sun. Contrary to popular belief, North Dakota does get warm for a few months. It’s an extreme climate. In fact, I had a Facebook [...]

[...] stop at restaurants featured on the shows if I’m ever near any of them on vacation. (North Dakota doesn’t really get a whole lot of airtime.) In fact, I would make a road trip out of it [...]

[...] sucking the juice out of the last few days of my vacation, but unfortunately, I still live in North Dakota for the time being. That's the statue they built to me after being abducted. Actually, that's [...]

[...] I have never met in my life that come here for oilfield work and see I’m from North Dakota, and people I’ve unfriended because everything they post makes me want to vomit [...]

[...] alone too long. It gets cold really fast. That can be metaphorical, too, if you want it to. Jack Johnson was mostly right. “Maybe” always means “no.” Same with a lack of [...]

[...] toward over-analyzes. Okay, so this one's not from an obscure song ("Flake" by Jack Johnson) but it's been a while since I had a cryptic status and this was the most recent. If [...]

[...] real life. So I looked her up on Facebook, and I found two different pages of hers. “Courtney Stodden” and “Courtney Alexis Stodden Fanpage.” After spending just a short time [...]

[...] me no shortage of material to back this up. Let’s just take this exchange via Facebook comments on this photo: And that was the exact point that I decided I needed to blog furiously [...]

[...] hold my body / Me like the way that you touch my body / Me like the way that you kiss my / Yeah yeah yeah me like it.” See, it’s a little different when you see it in writing. Come on, [...]

[...] before my time. Cue "The Creep" by The Lonely Island. And a lot before 16 year-old Courtney Alexis Stodden’s. Maybe. Annnnd that's their wedding picture. All creepiness and [...]

[...] extra controversial. When I first looked into this, I honestly thought, “Okay, so this Hutchison guy is kind of a creeper. Scandalous, but whatever.” But I watched an interview E! News did [...]

[...] 1930s, as part of a local seven-restaurant chain. This Kegs is the last one that remains. The Kegs Menu We were a little unsure it was still open until we saw a fluorescent-shirted worker passing [...]