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[...] Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." True [...]

[...] the bottom, and then tore out the middle copy and handed it to Bill. "Take this down to induction center #23 and meet up with your occupational orientator. His name is Abraham." Bill started [...]

[...] 's look of anger faded to mere annoyance. "Your job will be to supervise Heaven's new data processing center. We're building the largest computing facility in creation. Half a million computers [...]

[...] the largest computing facility in creation. Half a million computers connected by a multi-segment fiber optic network, all running into a back-end server network with a thousand CPUs on a gigabit [...]

[...] of any clerk in any overgrown bureaucracy. "My name is Gabriel and I'll be your induction coordinator." Bill started to ask a question, but Gabriel interrupted him. "No, I'm [...]

[...] Venti Skim Latte -- 39 dollars." 5. "Sugar with that?" 4. "Grande Caramel Macchaito? Talk English!" 3. "If I catch any of you people going into a Dunkin' [...]

[...] Dakota to Canada" 4. "I have tons of experience from being president of the Burt Reynolds fan club" 3. "Lady, that is one ugly baby" 2. "When I'm president, I'm putting [...]

[...] nothing. 8. Instead of pretending to be from New York, she's pretending to be from key battleground states Ohio, Florida and Michigan. 7. Bragged to reporters the next "Hillary-Gate" is [...]

[...] "Hillary-Gate" is going to be off the hizzook. 6. Says she wants to be the first female Vice President since Gore. 5. Just purchased a large amount of Halliburton stock. 4. Called Century 21 [...]