Bald Celebrity

[...] years. There’s an even something-er else too: he’s now lost enough hair to join The Bald Army! Let’s talk some bald Pesci! Back when he was popping up in and owning the screen in [...]

[...] is why I’m talking about him today, because although he violated a cardinal rule of The Bald Army by getting a Bosley hair transplant, he has made no effort to hide it. This transparency drops [...]

[...] career are well deserved. He’s also starting to qualify for an entry-review for The Bald Army, because he’s been showing some hairline recession the last few years.  I’m not going [...]

[...] and his award winning career aren’t the only things that qualify him for a spot in The Bald Army, he’s also awesome for other reasons. For starters, Christopher Guest’s full title [...]

[...] ;re both close-minded and insane. However, it’s time to talk about a great man with a bad hairline: John “Yippe-Kai-Yay-Mr-Falcon” McClain. Don’t start with your “ [...]

[...] his fifties, and his hair has started to migrate to the back of his dome. He now has a pretty bad hairline, the kind that most people wouldn’t be very excited about. He’s got what appears [...]

[...] as to how much hair he actually has, but if I had to guess I’d say that he always had a bad hairline and that now he’s pretty close to being completely bald on top. The man is senior [...]

[...] ? He did, and he never tried to hide his baldness, which eventually became a combination of a bad hairline and a top of the dome baldspot, opting instead to just let his hair fall out before shaving [...]

[...] to be bald. Some men lose their hair as they age and battle against the rising tide of a receding hairline for their entire lives. Other men just get alopecia and all their hair falls out at age six [...]

[...] older, he’s started slicking his hair back, almost inviting us to look at his receding hairline, and if I’m being honest, I like looking at it. Not in a weird way, but there& [...]

[...] his hairline has headed towards he corners of his forehead, and he’s been showing this receding hairline for the last twenty years. Most recently, he’s showed up to movie premieres both [...]

[...] of me talking about Eddie Murphy’s failing career, let’s talk about his receding hairline, because that’s a thing that’s definitely happening. For those of you not [...]

[...] do zero research into this claim) . The one thing I seemed to have gotten wrong is that Bryan Cranston of “Breaking Bad” and “Malcolm in the Middle” fame has a strong head [...]

[...] ” (“The Three Bald Mice”?), I’m going to have to stick to kissing Bryan Cranston and Dean Norris’ butts. So in today’s episode of “Bald Master rants about [...]

[...] the thumbnail of the picture below, I thought someone had accidentally put up a picture of Bryan Cranston. However, upon further inspection, it is in fact Hugh Jackman in the make-up chair as he gets [...]

[...] that would cause him to seek professional help. I can’t see Josh going for a hair transplant procedure or a hair system any time soon, if ever. In fact, the pattern of his loss should see him [...]

[...] me to believe that he’s done one of two things: Lebron James has undergone a hair transplant procedure (“hair plugs” if you want to be a hillbilly about it), or he’s started using [...]

[...] don’t see him making any either, as he’s not the type of dude to go out and get a hair transplant procedure or buy a toupee. He’s too artistic and into his craft to give a crap about his [...]

[...] ;m bald! Wanna fight about it?”. He’s never found it necessary to get a hair transplant procedure, or wear a wig, or rock a comb-over; he’s just always let his head shine and [...]

[...] . He keeps a completely clean shaven head at this point, and makes no effort to cover up his balding status. So it’s because of this proud balding, like that of his namesake, that I proudly [...]

[...] ’t into”, let’s get to the part where I compliment him and talk about his balding status. So if you don’t know who Louis C.K. is, he’s easily one of the most talented [...]

[...] on top of his head. His forehead is almost surely now a seven-head at least. However, his balding status and his award winning career aren’t the only things that qualify him for a spot in The [...]

[...] Okay folks, let’s get this out of the way, and I don’t want any religious hooey thrown around either, [...]

[...] Okay folks, here’s another one for the “he’s not that current, but he’s bald and I [...]

[...] thing worse would be if you were the guy who operated a website tha- oh yeah, I’m that guy. Okay folks, good talk. [...]