Boys-R-Us

[...] Woah! So many things to catch up on. December: Sick Boy Mom, dang nose, and lungs, much empathy for sinus/asthma sufferers everywhere. Missionary number [...]

[...] while wandering a corn maze with 5 wonderful kiddos, 2 cute husbands, and the best girl friend a Boy Mom could ever have. Sky, the definition of azure blue. Corn, high as an elephants eye. Adorable [...]

[...] Setting: Front yard where Boy Mom is admiring her blooming bulbs and enjoying a moment of quiet. #3 and #4 walk up having returned [...]

[...] cleaning out a four day old crock pot with hand sanitizer and paper towels is a lot like being a Boy Mom.  Oh well, I got my movie tickets. [...]

[...] fanning the wall and fridge in my wake, "Hey, #7, quit calling your brother a douche bag!" I yell sweetly request. "He is a douche bag!" yells #7 as he launches himself [...]

[...] during a very busy month but he LOVES it. Christmas sat in bins and boxes until a near Adorable Hubby meltdown. Presents were simple kinda, #2 wanted to give his brothers a going away XBox 360 [...]

[...] a Boy Mom could ever have. Sky, the definition of azure blue. Corn, high as an elephants eye. Adorable Hubby (lives up to his name, huh?) and Suz headed into the corn maze. Lilly! Adam! Look at the [...]

[...] the repair bill or a new dryer and how you'll survive not doing any laundry until you're off graveyard shift and can take care of it all. May learn, a week later when you make it down to check out the [...]

[...] Yes, for the past three years I have worked the graveyard shift seven nights on and seven nights off; but, going to work at 9:00 PM and working until 7:00 AM [...]

[...] white hallway to the radiology office.  As the door appears she sighs, hoping tonight's graveyard shift will be a quiet assortment of phone calls, patients and paperwork.  Entering the office a [...]

[...] of the day.  Yes, day! I get woken up to solve big problems, "Mom, we're out of  spaghetti sauce." "Mom, everybody in this family uses me for their punching bag."  I [...]

[...] , douche bag. Grrr, my Boy Mom senses start tingling and I whirl from the stove a pattern of spaghetti sauce splots fanning the wall and fridge in my wake, "Hey, #7, quit calling your brother a [...]

[...] their daddy. This picture really doesn't do justice to the pig experience, the baby pigs were kinda cute and almost as big as the daddy pigs junk. I really did watch some hesitant little boy work up [...]

[...] Flats, Nevada. I would also love to go to Europe and the Seychelles. 2. What is your favorite movie that has Hugh Jackman in it? I love him in X-Men Origins, who wouldn't? But, for me it's The [...]

[...] 20 minutes. After 4 minutes of silence... #7: It would be really great to be a balloon... Boy Mom Adorable Hubby, #5, #6: ?? #7: ...until you POPPED! Boy Mom: (covering up a laugh) Shhhh #7: Of course [...]

[...] It's only  May but I'm well on my way to being that coveted Mom of the Year grand prize winner. Language, we all know that getting your children to use [...]

[...] I'm the Map, I'm the Map, I'm the Map... didn't really pay off. On the trail.  Love all the cute hiker bums! These berries were yummy looking but we didn't eat any. This meadow was sprinkled with [...]