Brad and Coffee

[...] Remember King Douche? Of course you do. Well, I ran into him again, and unfortunately the only open seat was at the [...]

[...] Even when I’m doing work at a coffee shop with a friend, sometimes I like to get my own table.  Keeps me focused.  This particular time, [...]

[...] Though this doesn’t take place at a coffee shop, it involves coffee, so it counts. I make the rules. While doing some late night moving, I [...]

[...] ?” King Douche: “All the time. Do you?” A.S.P.G.: “I used to go but my gym buddy disappeared.” King Douche: “What!? My gym B.F.F. just quit on me! Let’s set a [...]

[...] , for the purpose of this story we’ll call that brand Timeco (which may or may not be a fake brand. I don’t know.) Anyhow, King Douche’s Less Douchey Friend (L.D.F.) walks up ( [...]

[...] I like to get my own table.  Keeps me focused.  This particular time, while there with my buddy AJ, there were plenty of tables open… which is what made it so funny when a random Guy in a [...]

[...] expensive to go there.” King Douche: “If you need money you could just sell your fake Tag Heuer. Is it fake? Wait, you don’t have to answer that.” Despite what he’s just [...]

[...] . It’s roomy and within walking distance. Also, at night it fills up with a bunch of Douchey Persian Guys that crowd your personal space, glare at you, yell a lot as they play cards, and smoke [...]

[...] A.S.P.G.: “I used to go but my gym buddy disappeared.” King Douche: “What!? My gym B.F.F. just quit on me! Let’s set a schedule!” I realize that it’s a bit hard to [...]

[...] ! it just flips me out. Flips me out.” Annoying Lady 2: “I dont even like these seedless watermelons. Watermelons taste better when they have seeds in them. The flesh tastes better.” [...]

[...] like a useless piece of opinion. To me, it was an e-vite into the world of douche to be the douche jester for his majesty. I just went back to my work. Douchebag. [...]