Funniest Stories

[...] When I was studying at the University in Sri Lanka, one of my friends noticed that a boy was constantly interested in her. In Sri Lanka you do not [...]

[...] My sister had just purchased a new stove. She wanted it because it had a self-cleaning oven. She hated cleaning the oven. Then one day about a month after I was sitting with her [...]

[...] My cousin Linda was like an older sister to me and whatever she did growing up, I wanted to follow in her foot [...]

[...] full. So within the first 3 minutes of being on vacation, I'm changing my grandson's poopie diaper. No problem, what are Grandma's for? I went into the other room where the diaper bag was [...]

[...] , you need to wash your pants." (LOL, that kid cracks me up.) Then he says, "Is Dada cleaning up the cats? Is Dada gonna sleep on the sofa because his blanket is in the wash?" ( [...]

[...] is going to have to come out sooner or later. At this point my husband decides there is a SQUIRREL IN OUR SOFA. In our sofa. Inside of it. Apparently, while we were at the mall, the cats pawed at the [...]

The other day, one of my customers called and told me that he couldn't get his new AV software to install. No matter what he did, he couldn't get the [...]

[...] ; (LOL, that kid cracks me up.) Then he says, "Is Dada cleaning up the cats? Is Dada gonna sleep on the sofa because his blanket is in the wash?" (Where does he come up with this [...]

[...] don't need a brick - they have toilet paper!" Robert Hruzek is the author of this story Middle Zone Musings [...]

[...] on a trip the next day to Lake Tahoe, Nv. While in a drug store we saw these really cute little rose tattoos that you paste on your ankle or where ever. We bought a set just to play a joke on my [...]