Funny Quotes

[...] should have to tame the human race first, and history seems to show that that cannot be done. - Mark Twain [...]

[...] well. It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. (Mark Twain) If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, [...]

[...] yield, all our irritations and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. - Mark Twain  Laughter is the fastest and best way to connect two people.  It is bad to suppress [...]

[...] things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. -Dan Quayle First, God created idiots. That [...]

[...] not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. Albert Einstein I happen to feel that the degree of a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the [...]

[...] ; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Not everything that counts can be counted, [...]

[...] is a great way to get on the net. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein If we don't succeed we run the [...]

[...] to Facebook i just have an addiction to Facebook. Is there any rehabilitation program for facebook addiction ? Why dont we have a ”no one cares” button on facebook. I’d rather check [...]

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. Science without religion is lame. Religion without [...]

The thing that we are trying to do at facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. Mark Zuckerberg I’m not addicted [...]

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. (Arthur Daley) When I die [...]