Funny jokes

[...] , "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!" Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news." Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first.& [...]

[...] so you all still have jobs." "And the bad news?" they ask. Aziz replies, "He's lost an arm." Iraq vs. Vietnam Q. What's the [...]

[...] checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says. "Oh no, that's terrible. [...]

[...] . It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only [...]

[...] them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and [...]

[...] for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now look here Colin Powell, your [...]

[...] Doubles The eight Saddam body doubles are gathered in one of the bunkers in downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the deputy prime minister, comes in and says, "I have some good news and some bad news.& [...]

[...] entering," remarked Einstein ruefully. "I don't believe I could do it." Ernest Hemingway Hemingway's son Patrick asked his father to edit a story he had written. Hemingway went through [...]

[...] to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No hay problema, I'll send [...]

[...] Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Tony Blair!" Three Brazilian Soldiers Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, [...]