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[...] me, Dil duba hi gamo ki gahrai m, Hume mat dhundo bhid m, Hum milenge tmhe kisi tanhai me. www.SmSA2Z.in New sms [...]

[...] that you respect yourself…. And  most importantly…….. Do your thing and never apologize... www.SmSA2Z.in New sms [...]

[...] For the teacher that you are; You're a very good person, And as a teacher, you're a star! www.SmSA2Z.in New sms [...]

[...] you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called "truth." www.SmSA2Z.in New sms [...]

[...] – kesa lag raha he ji? Husband- jese visnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho. free 140 character sms *************** Doctor after Operation & Students after Exams Both tell the same [...]

Teacher: Tell me 5 water animals Student: Magarmachh. Teacher: very good or batao. Student: Magarmachh ki biwi,ladka,ladki or vidhwa maa.. www.SmSA2Z [...]

A winning horse doesn't know what is win He only runs in the pain given by is rider.so whenever u r in the pain,think that god wants U Win. ********* [...]

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai Autowaal [...]

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen. To [...]

Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How's life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon. Tumhari pyari behan - [...]

[...] N=Nice sleep I=Ignore worryG=Get fresh H=Have a sweet dream T=Thank 2 God.G.N. *************** funny sms in English 140 character Wife:-I will die.Husband:- I will also die.Wife:-why will you die? [...]

[...] let go what is already in the hands Busy planning for a miracle Life in trouble...... whatsapp status quotes So many girls, not much time Smile and the world will smile back:) www.SmSA2Z.in [...]

Sorry no status available... smile is nothing like always happy The Past Doesn't Equal The Future. People with status don't need status... Love is [...]

[...] your EGO. Distance is everything Have a good time :) I don't care because you not fair cooler whatsapp status Follow your heart and see where you land. Some mistakes should be committed one time www. [...]

Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai. Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa? Santa:wo book facebook thi, isliye. ********* [...]

[...] as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born. 140 santa banta hindi sms *************** Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khaatir [...]

[...] NOT always trust the person u love,but u CAN always love d person whom u trust. 140 santa banta hindi sms *************** 140 character good night sms G=Go 2 bed O=Off the lightO=Out of [...]

"Memories of moments celebrated together Moments that have been attached in my heart forever Make me Miss You even more this Navratri. Hope this Na [...]

"Maa durga se vinti hai ki apke jeevan main sukh,samradhe, dhyan,yash pradaan kare.Happy Navratra" www.SmSA2Z.in New sms [...]

"Pag pag me phool khile, khushi ap sabko itni mile, kabhi na ho dukho ka samna, yahi he apko navratri ki subhkamna." www.SmSA2Z.in New sms [...]

The Best Teachers Teachers open up young minds, showing them the wonders of the intellect and the miracle of being able to think for themselves. A tea [...]

Khuda ne di zindgai Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar Lekin ilm or padhai k liye… Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukarguzar ! Happy teacher’s day www.SmSA2Z.in Ne [...]

Teacher poems can talk about different kinds of teachers. We've all had teachers we remember all our lives, the star teachers. This teacher appreciati [...]