Go For Three

2015-11-07

Ohio is the provinces. This has always been the case. Gas is cheap. Land is plentiful. Corn abounds. Football is king. Women and children are frighteningly...

2015-10-31

Perhaps you’ve wondered if age is “just a number.” Let me assure you that it is not. If you don’t believe my sage advice, I dare you to go play a Turkey...

2015-10-24

Call me a social luddite, but I fail to see the joy in the suburban affectation of mud runs. These “races” come in a variety of commercial forms, as you...

2015-10-19

AS FOR CLASS-IC ARMY FOOTBALL DEBACLE Why chew your hot dog too fast just so you have a clear airway to bellow your displeasure at another Army screw...

2015-10-17

The great flu outbreak of 1918 killed nearly 5% of the world’s population, and touched every in habited continent in the process. Because it occurred...

2015-10-17

BOOM! AHH! $#%&! Weeks 3 – 6 Just when you thought your favorite Army football Oracle had abandoned you in our time of greatest decrepitude, the...

2015-10-10

America lost two titans these past weeks. The first was Army Major Justin Fitch. Fitch was a simple guy. He went to an average college. He married his...

2015-10-03

Mother nature bows to no man, nor to the blessed football whims of said man. As much I may doubt the existence of a greater power whenever I cross paths...

2015-09-19

Try as he might to resist, your humble prognosticator advances inexorably toward the horrors that define middle age in suburban America. As his once statuesque...

2015-09-18

BOOM! AAAH! $#&%! WEEK 2 – UConn or You Can’t Attention in the TOC…cinch down your K-pots and tighten up your Dukes, Army fans…the Short Rocket...