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[...] fans are demanding better treatment from their corporate overlord. Frustrated fans of World Wrestling Entertainment, branded collectively as the WWE Universe, have walked out on strike against the [...]

[...] CM Punk, has relinquished his duties as a beacon of Pepsi awareness for fans of World Wrestling Entertainment. Brooks has long been Pepsi’s most popular spokesman among the 18-34-year-old [...]

[...] his versatility and endurance tonight when he portrays nearly two-dozen entrants in World Wrestling Entertainment’s popular Royal Rumble match. Due to inclement weather conditions in the [...]

[...] in Genesis (WAG) group. The creationists insist that God has controlled all aspects of World Wrestling Entertainment ever since tagging with Shawn Michaels. [...]

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[...] forums that “an XFL Network would be an awesome thing, right?”   BeLIEve Kayfabe News: Get the Shirt! The post Vince McMahon announces launch of WBF Network appeared first on [...]

[...] that his blinking ring jacket has sparked widespread seizures.   BeLIEve Kayfabe News: Wear the shirt! The post Forgetful Jericho down to 997 holds appeared first on Kayfabe [...]

[...] yesterday the sighting of a rare Giant Gonzales, previously believed to be extinct. BeLIEve Kayfabe News — wear the shirt!  The post Elusive CM Punk emerges from Scottish loch appeared [...]

[...] to work for minimum wage, to which Bryan dejectedly sighed “yes, yes.”   Support Kayfabe News: Get the shirt!  [...]

[...] with some gorgeous female wrestler or another, because, well, wouldn’t you? Support Kayfabe News: Get the Shirt: [...]

[...] garbage bin and intends to simply throw them on the floor during the match.   Support Kayfabe News: Get the shirt!      [...]

[...] ass,” proclaimed Young. “It’s time to have some fun again.”   Support Kayfabe News — Get the Shirt: [...]

[...] make the biggest, most important, most earth-shattering announcement since the dawn of time. Vince McMahon promises to make the “greatest, most stunning announcement that has ever been uttered.& [...]

[...] revelation that the past 21 years of Raw have merely been a cocaine-fuelled hallucination in Vince McMahon’s mind. Wrapping up every loose end of Raw will prove a formidable task, given the many [...]

[...] steep decline in VCR ownership in the decades since Coliseum Video’s heyday. WWE honcho Vince McMahon, who still prefers VHS over DVD and Blu-Ray, reportedly plans to complete the series with a [...]

[...] name-calling, threats, and the assertion of dominance through physical violence. WWE mogul Vince McMahon announced that all WWE personnel, from on-air talent to administrative staff, would be laid [...]