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[...] the bulge of his self-described “genetic jackhammer.” Most employees of World Wrestling Entertainment have been too afraid to tell McMahon that the song is terrible, and that he can’ [...]

[...] has perplexingly not yet captured an Academy Award. WWE Studios, the film division of World Wrestling Entertainment, has yet again perplexingly been shut out of Academy Award nominations. Movie buffs [...]

[...] ). In recent weeks, Punk “walked out” of his performance obligations with World Wrestling Entertainment — an absence explained euphemistically by the company as a “sabbatical& [...]

[...] obvious abdominal discomfort while attempting to provide guest commentary during World Wrestling Entertainment’s weekly Raw program. Paramedics reported that Gunn suffered “catastrophic [...]

[...] off as part of a “profound statement against bullying.” Contacted for comment by Kayfabe News, McMahon said it would be “quite frankly hypocritical” to continue business as [...]

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[...] revelation that the past 21 years of Raw have merely been a cocaine-fuelled hallucination in Vince McMahon’s mind. Wrapping up every loose end of Raw will prove a formidable task, given the many [...]

[...] make the biggest, most important, most earth-shattering announcement since the dawn of time. Vince McMahon promises to make the “greatest, most stunning announcement that has ever been uttered.& [...]

[...] believe it will be controlled by the great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson of Vince McMahon, and will probably involve jetpacks. Jericho, who is known for his big personality and even [...]

[...] Vince McMahon introduces the WWE Network, which will give fans 24 hours a day of stuff to complain about. [...]

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