My Crappy House

[...] ’t even know there were judges, did you?) have made their decision. I’m pleased to present Ms. Crappy House, USA. Ms. Crappy House is wearing Snowbound, a lovely shade of white semi gloss from the [...]

[...] Three years ago today I closed on my crappy house. My, how time flies! I thought I’d write a post to chronicle just how far I’ve come since the [...]

[...] My crappy house has no kitchen. OK, yeah. It had a kitchen when I bought it. This charming arrangement of [...]

[...] at my crappy house, eh? You’re probably not feeling all that sorry for me anymore, are you? Hold that thought. [...]

[...] house apart without knowing how to put it all back together again. Princess Spackle may have been naive, but she learned many skills and eventually became a DIY Ninja. One day, [...]

[...] nonsense or anything else that has yet to be completed in this room. I understand that Princess Spackle has no money and is also very lazy, so progress takes a very, very long time. I am thankful [...]

[...] issues we may encounter. Relationships based on Star Wars always endure. True story. Favorite Thing #5 Chef This was my favorite movie of 2014. You might think you need to love cooking in order [...]

[...] , would you still want to give it to me anyway? Great! It doesn’t! Let’s take a pointless poll… Remember the fancy new bookshelves I built? Of course you do. I only posted [...]

[...] post was not worth the wait. I’m nothing if not honest. I think my next post will have the Pointless Poll results. You probably don’t even remember the Pointless Poll, it was so long ago. I barely [...]

[...] holiday season. I know. I suck. Why do you even read my crappy blog? Oh boy… I feel a pointless poll coming on… <a href=”http://polldaddy.com/poll/8541780/”>I read your crappy blog [...]

[...] use, she decided to play a game and ask people which curtain they liked best. She called it a Pointless Poll. Much to her dismay, the one everyone liked the best was the pretty gray curtain with the [...]

[...] ;I read your crappy blog because…</a> Happy holidays, friends! [...]

[...] OK in my bathroom. And it also works well too, so there’s that. Favorite Thing #10 Egor OK, so yeah. Egor was on last year’s list. But he’s going to be on every year’s list, so [...]