That Drawer in the Kitchen

[...] deceased friend is finally moving on with her life and remarrying. She is not amused. More pepper spray is in your future. But now you have hiccups, how do you get rid of them? Click here to find [...]

[...] on my left breast. Stop following me you creep, or I’m going to blast you in the face with pepper spray. I’m going to consume alcohol until every brain cell I have containing that mental image is [...]

[...] , flee into the wilderness, punch a mime in the face, file restraining orders, stock up on pepper spray, change their names and disappear into the Bolivian mountains, eat green crayons and evaluate [...]

[...] Hey, Y'all! Chris Dean at Pixie C D has invited me to destroy her blogging cred by asking me to write a guest post! Here we are at [...]

[...] Before I get into today's story, I'd like to thank pixie c d, aka, Chris Dean, for yesterday's hilarious guest post. It was one of the most popular [...]

 When Fearless Leader asked me if I’d like to share how much of a dumbass I am with y’all, I almost bounced outta my shorts with exci [...]

[...] Heather, otherwise known as Mrs. Fearless Leader, has been away from her You Tube cooking channel for several weeks. But, holy shit did she [...]

[...] around with themselves are either 1) Liberals or 2) Those who wish to dethrone me as The Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde. Let me tell you sons of motherless goats in Group 2 that it ain't gonna [...]

[...] Fearless Leader has threatened me at knifepoint very kindly invited me to post on this community blog, so [...]

[...]  When Fearless Leader asked me if I’d like to share how much of a dumbass I am with y’all, I almost [...]

[...] I know that many members of The Dumbass Horde are lovers of a vast array of God's Little Critters.  But I am not here today to [...]

[...] are either 1) Liberals or 2) Those who wish to dethrone me as The Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde. Let me tell you sons of motherless goats in Group 2 that it ain't gonna happen. As far as [...]

[...] ! If you have any more (and I know you do!) Dumbassery to share with the Dumbass Horde, Chris, you are more than welcome to further embarrass yourself on this blog at any time. [...]

[...] Best of Dumbass News I can not attest as to the veracity of today's Dumbass News. With this admission I know that I am in danger of losing in one fleeting moment what has [...]

[...] that I bring back one of the funniest (and most popular!) stories in the History of Dumbass News! Read the rest here..... [...]

[...] guest post. It was one of the most popular Guest Posts in the History of Dumbass News! If you have any more (and I know you do!) Dumbassery to share with the [...]

 When Fearless Leader asked me if I’d like to share how much of a dumbass I am with y’all, I almost bounced outta my shorts with exci [...]

[...] Before I get into today's story, I'd like to thank pixie c d, aka, Chris Dean, for yesterday's hilarious guest post. It was one of the most popular Guest Posts in [...]

[...] Hey, Y'all! Chris Dean at Pixie C D has invited me to destroy her blogging cred by asking me to write a guest post! [...]