The Adventures of Sugarking

[...] Just the other day on twitter, This chic started reciting the rhyme, "Old Roger". And she went "Old Roger is dead, and gone to his grave, hmm, haa, Gone to his grave& [...]

[...] and having that exotic skin tone normally associated with Somalians sitting at the bar, a white guy chatting her up. She was responding nicely though so I thought perhaps they had come together. [...]

[...] were quite a few people standing. I was on my phone fiddling, and subconsciously noticed the white guy seated opposite me. A few minutes later, I raised my head and he was gone. It was while I was [...]

[...] had any problems smoking. My Landlord was a smoker at the first house I moved into from Uni. A white guy, Gary, he used to come knock on my door and ask me to join him outside for a smoke. The second [...]

[...] for me to come here and be taught by a dummy o!! And then, there was the annoying one "Humpty Dumpty". I need you to concentrate on the lyrics please. "Humpty Dumpty, who ever he was (I [...]

[...] (another bar staff). Penny made me promise to have three condoms on if I must do anything with her sef. lol. Then I [...]

[...] too hayley". I got my drink and made my way back to the kitchen, walked by Steve (another bar staff who's gay) who said to me "I love you Sugarking". Now I knew something was up. That [...]

[...] over these things. He didn’t drop one kobo tho. Na only to show authority the guy sabi. Lol Anyways, I had been passing by their canopy going about my business when this my uncle called me and [...]

[...] of the town, and liked to meet her "clients" for lunch at my pub.....Makes sense??? lol Anyways, it wasn't long before I met her at the pub again. I had just finished my shift and was [...]

[...] I couldn't honestly say the reverse is the same. He is not being the most faithful (what's that mean sef?) of boyfriends I can tell you that in my sleep. Back to the gist sha. But surprisingly, homie [...]

[...] before you say that, I need you to step back and analyse that your statement PROPERLY. What do mean sef??? A relationship is all about SEX goddammnit!!! Sex, is were the BOND is at!!! This is why no [...]

[...] am convinced that such women have a special line for them on Judgement day. To even analyze the matter sef, if I can't cum on you, where I go come cum ehn? On my bed? In my hand? Am to spring up [...]

[...] have to return to them on the matter and took our leave. I don’t know how they settled that matter sef. Lol So we are down to the last group, and I really did save this for last, THE CHURCH GROUP. [...]

[...] ....So You remember Aisha from the last post abi? and How we exchanged pins when we got off the bus abi? Yeah, so I pinged her a couple of times A week passed and I didn't get any replies. Then I [...]

[...] the child recover from malaria. The same thing applies to pneumonia and diarrhea. All the pikin wey dey naija must have access to drugs wey go work. We no want fake drugs wey go kill any pikin. 5) [...]