The Deal

[...] and women going through hell as they await a job. The April preceding that June, I had gone to South Sudan to try stuff with a South Sudan friend, but it never worked. I ended up drinking too much [...]

[...] and women going through hell as they await a job. The April preceding that June, I had gone to South Sudan to try stuff with a South Sudan friend, but it never worked. I ended up drinking too much [...]

[...] and women going through hell as they await a job. The April preceding that June, I had gone to South Sudan to try stuff with a South Sudan friend, but it never worked. I ended up drinking too much [...]

[...] were two or so songs from Puff Johnson. That April-May, I will try some stuff in Juba, South Sudan and it was a lonely experience. Despite the good company, the real warm people of South Sudan [...]

[...] that will sell Kenyan books in the streets. To make them as accessible as possible. All book vendors told me the same thing; by the time I’m done paying for copyright, licensing and all [...]

[...] searches in the country. That brings me, to the point of this looooong blog:Newspaper and book vendors. The man who sold us the magazines was the old and jaded vendor, who could only sell his wares [...]

[...] searches in the country. That brings me, to the point of this looooong blog:Newspaper and book vendors. The man who sold us the magazines was the old and jaded vendor, who could only sell his wares [...]

[...] searches in the country. That brings me, to the point of this looooong blog:Newspaper and book vendors. The man who sold us the magazines was the old and jaded vendor, who could only sell his wares [...]

[...] Imara Daima has the most violent mosquitoes in Kenya and Rongai. If they were human beings, and Kenyans for [...]

[...] . You feel like someone is sewing in your head using Singer sewing machine. I moved. Next stop, Imara Daima. I have previously written about Imara Daima here. It is a sleepy, boring estate. There was [...]

[...] were trying to make an honesty living using their bodies and skills. Daily, we dealt with primary school teachers and the NGO types. Now primary school teachers are a handful lot and the most small- [...]

[...] were trying to make an honesty living using their bodies and skills. Daily, we dealt with primary school teachers and the NGO types. Now primary school teachers are a handful lot and the most small- [...]

[...] were trying to make an honesty living using their bodies and skills. Daily, we dealt with primary school teachers and the NGO types. Now primary school teachers are a handful lot and the most small- [...]

[...] and human). Now Margie, in typical Strathmore version played hard to get. So one day I asked my boy Plato to call her, given he speaks clean, unaccented English. Mine has some Kisii tingle to it. Here [...]

[...] of a song. The day the song registered in my head, I was deep in Chad-thereabout. I was with my boy Plato. We were in a place without any internet connection for 6 months, no better food other than [...]

[...] . No one can trust an honest youth without any security. That weekend, I had gone to visit my boy Plato and I discovered he was fairing just as bad. He only had magazines and hope to himself. We [...]

[...] . No one can trust an honest youth without any security. That weekend, I had gone to visit my boy Plato and I discovered he was fairing just as bad. He only had magazines and hope to himself. We [...]

[...] 10,000,000. That is not a misprint. Rents in Nairobi have become impossible. In estates, such as South B and C, agents and landlords were sired by Satan and raised by Pharaoh and Jezebel. They are the [...]

[...] in your 30s and wonder, ‘ was her ***** worth all the rent I used to pay for her in South B?’ Trust me. You will. Have one woman. Love her. Treat her well. You will get the best out [...]

[...] for signing some lease agreement that you are sure will never help you. And if you are moving to South B, you learn the infinite stupidity of Nairobi’s most evil lot: landlords and agents. South B, [...]

[...] . See Imara is one of those forgettable neighbourhoods. It is sandwiched between the overpriced South B and the vast concrete slums that that are Embakasi. Below Imara are the infamous Mukuru slums. [...]

[...] The periodic deaths occasioned by imbibing of illicit brew mostly in Central Kenya left more than 90 people dead a while ago. We knew then it was not going to be the last time. [...]

[...] human urine, so potent it pains your nostrils. For the Geographically challenged folks from Central Kenya, Eastern and Coastal folks, Kaplong is in the Southern part of Rift Valley. It is closer to [...]

[...] value (don’t we love his vitendawilis and proverbs, some of which a section of MPs from Central Kenya believe were an harbinger of the attack. And Otieno Kajwang while annoying makes up for one [...]

[...] . He was with his missus, one of the finest in Kenya with an equally beautiful lass from Central Kenya with an ass from Nyanza. So outrageously good and round, she must have been fathered by a Luo. [...]

[...] in some social work in the State of Northern Barl-el-Ghazal. That is closer to Chad and Central African Republic. I asked Plato if we should give it a shot. We really did not have a choice but venture [...]

[...] in some social work in the State of Northern Barl-el-Ghazal. That is closer to Chad and Central African Republic. I asked Plato if we should give it a shot. We really did not have a choice but venture [...]

[...] in some social work in the State of Northern Barl-el-Ghazal. That is closer to Chad and Central African Republic. I asked Plato if we should give it a shot. We really did not have a choice but venture [...]

[...] has a detached connection with its masses. We see death everywhere. From South Sudan, Central African Republic, DRC, Nigeria to Somali, hapless civilians are killed daily as the governments or rebel [...]

[...] beer and ending up with fake light-skinned women, before he has even finished paying his HELB loan. It is financial suicide even attempting to buy a bottle of whiskey in Tribeka. Unless of course [...]

[...] . I know friends who are not yet employed, three years since we left campus. On top of their HELB loan and interest, they are being fined Ksh 5,000 monthly for two years now and counting. No [...]

[...] . I know friends who are not yet employed, three years since we left campus. On top of their HELB loan and interest, they are being fined Ksh 5,000 monthly for two years now and counting. No [...]

[...] . I know friends who are not yet employed, three years since we left campus. On top of their HELB loan and interest, they are being fined Ksh 5,000 monthly for two years now and counting. No [...]

WARNING:LONG BLOG AHEAD, SOME 28OO WORDS. Two years ago, this month, almost to the date, I was a broke, homeless, unemployed young man in my mid-20s. [...]

WARNING: LONG BLOG AHEAD, SOME 28OO WORDS. Two years ago, this month, almost to the date, I was a broke, homeless, unemployed young man in my mid-20s [...]

WARNING:LONG READ AHEAD.SOME 2800+ WORDS AHEAD. Two years ago, this month, almost to the date, I was a broke, homeless, unemployed young man in my mi [...]