The Gloucester Clam

[...] . We are now taken seriously by organizations who want to get their message out via No Snark Sunday. It’s unexpected, but kind of great. Don’t they know we swear? We swear a lot. It’s [...]

So this week’s no snark is a pair of important announcements brought to you by two people who are prominent among the reasons we have nice things: [...]

[Today's column is by guest blogger Josh Turiel, who is a city councilor in Salem, as well as being a friend of the Clam.] Many of my closest friends [...]

So, imagine you don’t like Star Trek. I know, I know, that’s a big ask. I mean here you are at The Clam where we generally assume that you, our r [...]

[...] humor blog and (if you know the right passwords) mayonnaise fetish hub is a spinoff from Good Morning Gloucester. It’s true. I wrote a bunch of pieces there about my bike(s) getting ripped off, some [...]

[...] donated. Do you believe that? I mean, of course also some people emailed Joey C over at Good Morning Gloucester to complain about us asking for donations and putting up a small ad on our sidebar that [...]

[...] . It can’t be the Mayor’s personal Facebook page, it can’t be The Bridge (?) or Good Morning Gloucester. They can have their own feeds but it has to go to a central location. It should [...]

[...] average persons, immense power that we’re just learning how to wield. Think of how Good Morning Gloucester took away the conversation from the sad, misspelled, thrift-store-puzzle-missing- [...]

[...] Last week the Gloucester Clam brought you our two-part gift guide. Today, however, we wanted to change it up and focus on [...]

[...] ; and, as local media outlets continue to fail at an increasing rate, the highly-profitable* Gloucester Clam stands to clean up on lucrative event coverage contracts! Fun times all around! We here in [...]

[...] “Winter Storm Juno” (does it come with a teenage pregnancy and Michael Cera?), The Gloucester Clam declares this winter storm to be named “Your Mom.” That way we can say things like: [...]

[...] A few weeks ago, we had a Gloucester Clam Companywide Meeting and decided to institute some vacation days so we could spend the [...]

[...] some dramatic music happens and they hit waves that Tyler describes as “gnar-gnar.” Dave Marciano almost fails at actually steering his boat through the DEATH INLET. One of the [...]

[...] are gone so I’ll do it.  Thank god for wine. We start off this episode with Dave Marciano explaining, “If the Haahd Merchandise doesn’t catch a fish this week, we’re [...]

[...] where no one is seriously injured, so that made watching the rest of this hot mess worth it. Dave Marciano goes on about how easy it is to sink boats and damage them by going out when they’re not [...]

[...] . So does the Hard Merchandise. As the Hard Merchandise brings their fish ashore, Dave Marciano says “good things come in small packages!” and his first mate is like “that’s what [...]

[...] driving around to take pictures that barely relate to our posts, beer to get through Wicked Tuna recaps, and the hush money we paid Marty after he accidentally droned over KT’s top- [...]

[...] Well, folks, we’re back with another recap of everyone’s favorite spinoff, Wicked Tuna North vs South: The South Might Rise Again Maybe! I can’t even remember what episode we’re on [...]

[...] Oh god we’re back again with more crapisodes of Wicked Tuna: North vs South. Look how excited I am about having to watch another hour of people yelling and [...]

[...] We’re back with another recap of Wicked Tuna, North vs South. If you’re just tuning in, I recap this show so no one else has to watch it. It [...]

[...] sure of they seem to have not to have treated the roads at all or maybe that’s just East Gloucester. Anyone else notice this? Is that a thing now? When I was a kid they a thing called “ [...]

[...] , who’s really going to enforce the sidewalk clearing regulations? Example: near our school in East Gloucester not everyone does their sidewalks. So there is a 1 property-length section of cleared [...]

[...] of thousands of dollars, her being philisopically opposed to Medicare. Having escaped to East Gloucester to live under an assumed name, she was known for loudly rejecting help from neighbors. “Do [...]