The Lawyer and The Engineer

[...] I leaned over my sleeping wife to make sure it was her in bed with me, not the mad, half-wit, Glenn Beck.  It was just a  nightmare. Wednesday:  The man-boy with the golden buzz cut is accusing [...]

[...] on the other end of the phone.  He did hint that he might take over the duty of watching Glenn Beck for the rest of the week if I would agree to baby sit his children every weekend for an [...]

[...] down in my pants, verifying that I still had a pair.  I did. I determined to watch Glenn Beck's show, on Fox News, for a week and report on it.  Picking up the remote, I noticed my [...]

After four days of what amounts to self-inflicted torture, I could feel a gloominess pervading my spirit.  At the grocery store, in the courthouse, a [...]

'Why is this damn phone ringing at 2:00 in the morning?' I thought. I reached over and picked up the phone, barely able to see or think from the deep [...]

It was my idea, but I felt something more than a tinge of anxiety about the prospect of executing on it.  I asked The Engineer if he would like to ru [...]

The Engineer would have none of it despite my whining and pleading to him on the other end of the phone.  He did hint that he might take over the dut [...]

[...] deprive every last citizen of their personal freedom.  God help me!  Another buy gold commercial.  With a stack of books next to him as a prop, Glenn rails against the the student [...]

[...] is breaking the rules by using congressional rules to pass the health care bill.  Another gold commercial, and Barry Goldwater, attorney-at-law, with a one-eight-hundred number soliciting tort cases. [...]

[...]  I still have no idea what mythic significance these words have for Glenn.  Another gold commercial.  David Barton, the pencil-neck Jesus freak says that liberals misplace faith in [...]

[...] defender on the soccer field; tall, fast and fearless.  He showed up to the match without shin guards.  To not wear shin guards was not an option and against the rules.  Steve knew that.  Everyone [...]

[...] got into the campaign with the National Research Council disputing the findings. The Ethyl Corporation had many friends on their side including a Supreme Court Justice, members of the US Public [...]

 “Yo Tony! Tony, are you in here?” Charley said. “Boss, I need to talk to you about something.” Charley “Two Bit” Scarfonso was the lieu [...]

[...] days..” Tony wistfully staring at the ceiling “Cmon, stay with me on this, Ok?” said Arnie Tony snapped out of the daydream. “Great great, so we made 59 million dollars by taking [...]