The Open Letters Blog

[...] An Open Letter to the Remote Control Dear Remote Control: Where are you? I'm tired of your little games. I [...]

[...] An Open Letter to My Alarm Clock Dear Alarm Clock: I hate you. That is all. Sincerely, Me [...]

[...] An Open Letter to My Credit Card Dear Credit Card: I know this might seem like it's completely out of the blue, [...]

[...] An Open Letter to the State of Arizona Dear Arizona: What the crap? Why are you exempt from Daylight Saving [...]

[...] in Illinois?! Fuck you. I hope you get drunk and burn your eyebrows off with your mini grill, Brooke Amanda [...]

[...] last thing. Can you make your character on “Cougartown” a smidge less whiney/needy? Thanks, Brooke Amanda [...]

[...] you from the bottom of our warmth-deprived hearts. Waiting patiently for some nice weather, Brooke Amanda [...]

[...] up and that’s all that matters! P.S.- I’m switching back to coffee IMMEDIANTLY. Hyperly yours, Brooke Amanda [...]

[...] the BEIGE off. I’ve also noticed that you like to grill out. You do look like a stud with your mini grill and bag chair. Oh, and when you had people over the other night and all six of you stopped [...]

[...] pumpkin pie instead of your product. Be the Avis of your industry, Edy's. Try harder. Thanks, Shawn CC: Dreyer's [...]

[...] you could just...yeah, yeah, just move it right out of the way there. Thanks. With appreciation, Shawn P.S. Just go ahead and let that buffer before you call me over. [...]

[...] too long. I've come to realize I'm just another number in your little black book. Account No. XXXX XXXX XXXX 0231, actually. And so, Credit Card, I'm cutting you off. I'm cutting you out of my life [...]

[...] . Except for the part of the world that is springing forward! Lame! Totally jealous of you, Heather Oklahoma, USA cc: Hawaii [...]

[...] An Open Letter to Shawn Dear Shawn: I added some labels to your last post. You're welcome, Heather [...]

[...] you as a bit of an ass. I thought that if Open Letters had existed in your day, surely our contributor Brooke would have taken you to task for what she would only have been able to term, " [...]

[...] ! Is it because you drive an expensive sports car? Um, nope. Don’t get me wrong, your BEIGE Diamante is awesome and all, but my Neon could kick it’s ass. BEIGE is quite an interesting [...]