Rahulgandhijokes

[...] was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and Rahul Gandhi bet Varun Gandhi $50 that he wouldn’t jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so Rahul Gandhi gave Varun Gandhi $50. [...]

[...] ;—————- During UP election campaigning, both Rahul Gandhi and Varun Gandhi were staying in the same village. RG was staying in a Congress supporter’s house while [...]

[...] 33 bus twice instead.   Rahul Gandhi was standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. Varun Gandhi walked by and asked him what he was doing. “I am supposed to measure the height of this [...]

[...] earlier going around with his Colombian girlfriend. Sources tell us that Digvijay Singh and Robert Vadra were instrumental in advising Rahul to dump his Colombian GF preferring the Afghan one. The [...]

[...] ;—————————————- Robert Vadra was out jogging one day… When he tripped, and fell over a bridge railing and landed in [...]

[...] “How can you possibly afford this, without even being a minister?”, he asked. Then Robert Vadra called him to the window. “See the river over there?” “Sure”, cried [...]

[...] same village. RG was staying in a Congress supporter’s house while VG was staying in a BJP supporter’s house next door. The BJP supporter owned a hen and each morning would look in his [...]

[...] ;Why aren’t you a fan of Rahul Gandhi?” Johnny said, “Because I’m a BJP supporter.” The teacher asked him why he was a BJP supporter. Little Johnny answered, “Well, [...]

[...] ;————————– Veronique Carlos, Columbian drug lord girlfriend of Rahul Gandhi took him to a football game for the first time. After the game she [...]

[...] ————————- Rahul Gandhi proposed to his Columbian drug lord girlfriend. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and [...]

Rahul Gandhi with his Colombian girlfriend Rahul Gandhi (aka Raul Vinci) was courting Junaita (aka Veronique Carloz). The young couple sat in the par [...]

Rahul Gandhi (actually Raul Vinci to his immediate family and friends abroad) goes to the see Jurassic Park along with his Colombian girlfriend and wh [...]

[...] reputed school in Delhi where all the kids used to make jokes about his dumbness. Well, one day Rahul Gandhi just got sick and tired of all the jokes. So one evening he went home and memorized all the [...]

[...] ;———————————– One day Rahul Gandhi went out to check his mail box. There was nothing in it. His neighbour who was also out [...]

[...] to his immediate family and friends abroad) goes to the see Jurassic Park along with his Colombian girlfriend and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat. His girlfriend asks [...]

[...] newspaper. It is widely known that Rahul Gandhi was earlier going around with his Colombian girlfriend. Sources tell us that Digvijay Singh and Robert Vadra were instrumental in advising Rahul [...]

[...] with as a little girl And finally, here is a family portrait of this Afghan girl :   Rahul Gandhi Fiance’s family [...]