A Goat's View of Eden Hills

[...] there's nothing to report, but I've given the human permission to share The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken with you.  It's the diary of a buff cochin hen who's been abducted by aliens. Seriously, [...]

I found sunshine!  Not that weird instant sun of the spaceship called The Kitchen, but real sunshine! It was wonderful! It even made me feel li [...]

There has been an invasion.  The spaceship called The Kitchen has been taken over by a new breed of little furry aliens. Most of them ignore me, [...]

Well, the Alien figured out I had an egg accident.  I didn't mean to.  I think I really upset that Alien though. It brought a big box up an [...]

[...] all sad. With kids coming, I'll try to keep you updated, but the human says I won't get much computer time.  (She better not be giving my computer time to that silly chicken! [...]

[...] Millie.  I have to feed the bottle babies."  Well, I've snuck in a bit of computer time, so here's the low down. Cookie:  buck and doe Maggie:  two bucks and a doe ( [...]

[...] First of all, my stupid human won't give me computer time.  I told her she should just get me my own and then I wouldn't have such a hard time [...]

[...] discovered something better than oatmeal. Seriously. I heard the alien refer to it as canned cat food.  Strange name, but it sure does make my crop feel good! I have to be quick about eating it [...]

[...] ;After all, it hasn't really done anything to hurt me. And it does give me all that yummy canned cat food.  To make amends, I bestoyed upon the Alien the best gift a hen can give... an egg. [...]

[...] My name is Honey.  I'm a buff cochin hen that lived happily at Eden Hills.  Then I was abducted by an alien. Let me tell you [...]

[...] permission to share The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken with you.  It's the diary of a buff cochin hen who's been abducted by aliens. Seriously, I can't make this up.  I'm just [...]

[...] and a doe Bambi: 2 does and a buck Sugar: a buck and a doe Victoria: a buck and a doe Haley: 2 bucks Litha: 2 bucks and 2 does Betty Lou: 3 does Vinnie: 2 does [...]

[...] :  buck and doe Maggie:  two bucks and a doe (RIP one buck) Dolly:  three bucks Bonnie:  single buck (RIP) Mary:  2 bucks and a doe Pistol: 2 bucks and a doe Bambi: [...]

[...] . I've discovered that there are three of the little aliens:  the black and white one, the scary buff one, and the darker orange. This one is not scary.  I still am keeping an eye on all of [...]

[...] but it sure does make my crop feel good! I have to be quick about eating it though, or those darn furry aliens try to take it. Can you believe such a thing? [...]

[...] ! Oh blessed home with my peeps in the safety of my coop. I certainly don't want any more scary adventures (but I do kind of miss that canned cat food). [...]

[...] ;three bucks Bonnie:  single buck (RIP) Mary:  2 bucks and a doe Pistol: 2 bucks and a doe Bambi: 2 does and a buck Sugar: a buck and a doe Victoria: a buck and a doe Haley: 2 bucks Litha: 2 [...]