GOMI * Get Off My Internets

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According to the data and stats that were collected, 'GOMI * Get Off My Internets' channel has an outstanding rank. Despite such a rank, the feed was last updated more than a year ago. In addition 'GOMI * Get Off My Internets' includes a significant share of images in comparison to the text content. The channel mostly uses medium-length articles along with sentence constructions of the intermediate readability level, which is a result indicating a well-balanced textual content on the channel.

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Recent News
That Wife Will Become A Software Engineer

Jenna Cole, the ‘photographer’ who just three months ago was bragging about how successful she was, has announced she is going to pursue a different career...

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Catherine Connors Will Announce A New Project Soon

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Andrew Sullivan Announces He Is Leaving Blogland

Andrew Sullivan, awesome blogger, has announced his intention to stop blogging. [W]hen you write every day for readers for years and years, as I’ve done...

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Kate Tietje Wants You To Stop Blaming Anti-Vaxxers For Diseases

Kate Tietje, mother, is tired of everyone blaming parents who refuse to vaccinate for the return of previously eradicated diseases. In a screed titled...

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A Mommy Blogger Reality Show Is The Obvious Next Step

Now that their niche is being killed off by the rise of softly filtered ‘lifestyle blogging’, mommy bloggers are seeking new ways to stay relevant. Well...

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Photographer Considering Lawsuit Against Bristling Bride

Andrea Polito, the photographer put on blast by “social media expert” Neely Moldovan over a contract dispute, may be considering legal action. According...

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What I Wore Wants You To Focus On What Mom Needs

Jessica Quirk, had a baby, continues the grand tradition of bloggers who want to remind you of all the things you should do for a new mom. In a post titled...

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Neely Moldovan Will Trash Your Business In Exchange For Going Viral

Neely, the most special snowflake to ever go unjustly ignored in the blizzard of blogland, has apparently spent the past week slamming her wedding photographer...

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Bleubird Knows How To Acknowledge MLK Day

James, the Bleubird blogger behind Mothermag, recently went on a comped vacation at a Mississippi poverty theme park/hotel thing. Seriously, I’m not sure...

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Already Pretty Would Like You To Be Her Personal Army

Sally, pretty frumpy, self-published her book a while back. Apparently her amazing advice failed to impress some readers and they left less than Care...

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Mommy Esq. Will Wax Her Kindergartner

Mommy, Esq., recently had a “Girls Day” with her 5 year old daughter. They did all the normal things you do on a mommy-and-me day. Now you hams know...

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