That Which Should Not Be Measured

[...] to understand her character that with the help of Stryker got herself committed to an insane asylum, as the role is that of a woman gone quite mad. Stryker decides to leave her institutionalized [...]

[...] fact, Lynn, the abused daughter, does attack and kill her father and is immediately sent to an insane asylum as she has no memory of the event and in a running theme to the movie, will be constantly [...]

[...] to rival all other naked robot sequences (but we'll get to that in a minute). Truth be told, The Toy Maker is a bit slow to start after the initial death of the father. On top of his vocalization [...]

[...] Narrated by blond Jesus to a gathering of bald children, The Visitor focuses on Sateen (a villainous bed sheet fabric [...]

[...] scene in Turkey Shoot for no discernible reason) and if nothing else, it will increase your Netflix queue considerably. As for the film itself, it falls somewhere in between being too exploitative to [...]

[...] has much to do with anything here except for the fact that it leaves me more time for my Netflix queue and burgeoning VHS collection. Dark Night of the Scarecrow is a rather solid effort that [...]

[...] house upon learning of Susan's possession that only Walt Disney could have appreciated. On the plus side, upon full transformation, Susan's demon has angry beast heads where her tits used to be, so I [...]

[...] is actually a lot of discussion about Slithis though it is all quite meandering. On the plus side, The Thing of Fantastic 4 fame makes a random cameo with a diatribe of science-y words.) [...]

[...] : He is referred to as John Doe 83 despite the fact that I counted maybe 7 residents in the entire facility. Granted, maybe they never recycled names and there were at some point 82 other nameless [...]

[...] wage a full-scale battle against the camp leading to a government sanctioned wipeout of the entire facility with the use of napalm bombs...and yet our heroes survive somehow. Turkey Shoot is one of [...]

[...] is not to say that the entire populace is behind this particular brand of malevolence as the town sheriff appears to be unaware of the local past time and goes about investigating the savage deaths. [...]

[...] best (unintentional) gag of the film as the only skeptical citizen of this whole burg is the town sheriff who responds to complaints about Zambrini digging up graves and preparing the flesh for his [...]

[...] bodies lying around that appear to have been feasted upon. What begins as another cheap Italian rip-off of one sub-genre quickly morphs into an equally cheap Italian rip-off of another... [...]

[...] , they do seem to enjoy a good brain squeeze (awesome, by the way, makes me wish more movie zombies had such hand strength), yet they seem to be just as comfortable lying motionless on [...]

[...] for the bored teenagers to bop their heads to and you've got yourself a half-hearted, holiday-themed slasher flick. This is a tough one to delve into as I would rather not reveal the killer's identity [...]