Nachos for crazy people

[...] ...because, seriously no one's rated it. I went running yesterday with Plato. Which is a real big freaking deal because I hate running.Yet at a big Labor Day (which was aces all the way, in case you [...]

[...] the past few months and my friend was making SO MUCH SENSE. The health benefits, the rigorous training schedule, the discipline...plus I had already drunk a moderate quantity of beer and was pretty [...]

We were IMing for about a week. We had decided on Tuesday we'd have a Scrabble date at the Starbucks by my house on Saturday, early evening. Fast forw [...]

[...] something sharp smash into my glasses, then scratch my face. I look and it's a mutherfucking sailfish bill, all sharp and black and about 3 feet long... Thank christ I had my glasses on, [...]

[...] . Fast forward 6 hours and I wake up in his bed, blood ALL OVER the 64,000 threadcount sheets. Teh secks has forced my period. yay menstruation! It really looks like a massacre. Yet he's still totally [...]

[...] morning I was rummaging around the garage looking for an umbrella (thanks, TS Nicole, you big stupid rainstorm) and it was dark. I leaned over some boxes and I felt something sharp smash into my [...]

[...] garage in horrified shock. I was nearly killed. Or at the very least I would be wearing a snazzy eye patch right now. Can you imagine? Sometimes it's like God just leans right down a gives you a kiss [...]

[...] forward. At the end of lunch I asked if he still wanted to play Scrabble and have coffee tomorrow evening. He beamed and said, 'Yes of course!' I told him to let me know tomorrow. I was [...]

I signed up for okcupid. It's time for me to date. Totally ready for a relationship. I had my first date on Friday. We met for lunch. He's so nice and [...]